Free the Dumb

BOOK REVIEW


. I am glad I inspired this book. - God; I'm glad, too. - Pollyanna

. God blesses America by blessing this book. - Jesus Christ

. This book should be standard reading in all the schools for its history and preparing Americans for the future. - George Washington

. This book will re-establish prayer in schools. All that work done for nothing. I hate this book! Please burn it. - Satan

. I believe in this book. Please don't burn it. - Joan of Arc

. If this book had been published in my day, I would not have been a traitor.
- Benedict Arnold

. This book is rebelicous. - Johnny Yuma

. This book gives suckers an even break. - P.T. Barnum

. Give me liberty and this book, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

. This book makes a great Christmas present. - Santa Claus

. This book is more entertaining than me. - Gypsy Rose Lee

. This book is more exciting than an Easter egg hunt. - Easter Bunny

. This book will overthrow communism. - Karl Marx

. If I had read this book, I wouldn't have been a crook. - Richard M. Nixon

. If this book had been written in my day, I would have stolen it and given a copy to everyone - Robin Hood

. If this book had been out in my day, instead of making salt, I would have made more of these books. - Gandhi

. Remember the Alamo and this book. - Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie

. I would charge up San Juan Hill again. Bully for this book. - Theodore Roosevelt

. If this book had been written before slavery, there would have been no slavery.
- Martin Luther King Jr.

. This is the only book I have read twice. - The most interesting man in the world ®

. This book is so electrifying. It will re-establish the Republic and the Constitution. - Benjamin Franklin

. We stopped drinking to read this book. - John Barrymore & W. C. Fields

. I wish I had put this book in the Declaration of Independence. - Thomas Jefferson

. I gave a spinach salad with olive oil for this book. - Popeye

. I got my brain just to read this book. - Scarecrow

. With this book you can be all you can be without joining the Army. - General George S. Patton, Jr.

. I woke up just to read this book. - Rip Van Winkle

. This book gave me something to smile about. - Mona Lisa

. I blew down 3 houses to get this book. - The Big Bad Wolf

. This book is better than sex. - Casanova

. This book is kryptonite for evil. - Superman

. Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what this book can do for your country. - JFK